The Oily Beast

(composed of email subject lines from an environmental group's list serve)
Wolves Face Death from Aerial Hunting.
Thanks for Helping to Save America's Wolves.
Jonathan, which wildlife issues do you care about most?
Wolves on the Way to Work.
Jonathan, Pledge a Day of Service to the Earth.
Attention Jersey and New York: Help Save Whales, Sea Turtles.
Jonathan, Give Back on Earth Day!
Jonathan, which wildlife calendar should I send you?
Urgent: Gulf Oil Spill Kills. Please Take Action.
Spill, Baby Spill? Call Discovery and Urge Them To Unplug Palin.
Exotic Snakes Threaten Native Wildlife.
Thanks for Speaking Out!
EMERGENCY: Immediate Oil Threat to Endangered Sea Turtles.
Legal Challenge, Emergency Response Could Save Sea Turtles.
HUGE VICTORY for Polar Bears thanks to YOU!
Wolf pups face guns, poisons in Rockies.
Horrifying.
Urgent: Wolf Showdown Next Tuesday
eNews: The Oily Beast.
Polar Bears vs. Sea Turtles... 48 Hours Left!